Where the streets are always watchful, and the law is always right. Or at least, that's what we tell ourselves.
As a proud member of this esteemed organization, you'll be keeping an eye on the suspicious characters in your neighbourhood. The ones with the loud music, the ones who take 3am walks of the house, the ones who refuse to mow their lawn for the love of all that is holy...
Join the Squinting Squad and help us keep your street safe from the scourge of unsightly lawn ornaments!
Apply to join the Surveillance Society, where we watch, we wait, and we... well, we mostly just watch.
Remember, a good neighbour is a vigilant neighbour. And a great neighbour is a neighbour who has a good camera.